Wednesday, September 27, 2006

WTF!!??

I am so tired of hearing about shit like this. A German Opera house's production of Mozart has been cancelled beacause of fear of offending Muslims (namely, the uneducated violent ones). When will we stop kowtowing to these assholes? Fuck 'em!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Classical Music

I am now convinced that there is no more brilliant and inarguable mode of self expression than through instrumental music. Talk, talk play, play, has never turned my head. I've always listened to the music itself. I have long supected this, on a differeent plane. any vocal interuption is surely to be interpreted as something other than intended by the writer, and is simply wasteful; regardless of how close to the origional point it actually is. (see recent pope speech quoting 14th century whoever). when something is purely musical, as mozart, Bach, ......the Mahavishnu Orchestra, or The Sayers' most recent release, there is nothing to discuss. The music is just there. It tells the story. Unlike literature, there is no dude to say that 'the way it makes you feel' "is wrong," or "right."

Down with vocals, up with the musicianship!!!!

Beet stew!

Acorns!

Herzeleid

Jake

"Nur das Herzleid und der Tod sind sicher. Deswegen, heiße ich Stacheldrahtpeitsche. Ich bin hier einfach als Verkörperung dieser Ahnung ....... damit Alle von meinen Erfahrungen lernen können."

Sunday, September 17, 2006

OMFG.

Beaman sent me this one. This is fucking hilarious.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

What is your money on?

Will I, or will I not make it until may? May, being of course, my month of redemptive extradition from this shitty Missouri town. I'm thinkin' 50/50. Others have their doubts.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

OMFG.

I knew Jack was hiding something about his past as a male model when I saw the underwear ad (repost), but I had no idea that he had changed his name. I mean who can compete with D.H.? I'd wanna keep it on the D.L. as well. Apparently there was a wax job at some point.

Friday, September 01, 2006

"Where's Beaman?" -MLZV Chief Columnist Jake

As noted over at DGAOY, Edvard Munch's painting 'The Scream' was recently recovered from thieves. The one thing that they left out in that story was that it had been slightly modified to make it creepier. These guys were really wierd.