Don't Make Me Warn You To Watch Your Fingers..... (inside joke)
60-75lb Chunk of Hardened Steel .... + Residual Tap Oil in a
Random Spot ... + Gravity ...... + Poorly Placed Thumb
...... = .
I've nailed my thumb with a hammer a number of times in my years, but MOTHERF#$%ER! I've been told by a reliable source that my thumbnail will fall off at some point in the near future. I am intruiged, and morbidly fascinated with the possibility that it will fall off.
In short, it's Friday night in Rolla and the Company does not exist. Rollafied.
Beer Bong!
Random Spot ... + Gravity ...... + Poorly Placed Thumb
...... = .
I've nailed my thumb with a hammer a number of times in my years, but MOTHERF#$%ER! I've been told by a reliable source that my thumbnail will fall off at some point in the near future. I am intruiged, and morbidly fascinated with the possibility that it will fall off.
In short, it's Friday night in Rolla and the Company does not exist. Rollafied.
Beer Bong!
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