Friday, October 13, 2006

Don't Make Me Warn You To Watch Your Fingers..... (inside joke)

60-75lb Chunk of Hardened Steel .... + Residual Tap Oil in a

Random Spot ... + Gravity ...... + Poorly Placed Thumb

...... = .

I've nailed my thumb with a hammer a number of times in my years, but MOTHERF#$%ER! I've been told by a reliable source that my thumbnail will fall off at some point in the near future. I am intruiged, and morbidly fascinated with the possibility that it will fall off.

In short, it's Friday night in Rolla and the Company does not exist. Rollafied.

Beer Bong!