MISSING!

Yet another young female goes missing from the hillside! For the eleventh time this month, the hillside is seized by terror as another one of it's young disappears. The hillside authorities do suspect foul play. As no bodies have been found, the residents of the hillside hold on to hope that their young ones will still be found alive and well. M.L.Z.V. on the other hand, has their own opinion on this matter.



In a totally unrelated story, one of our Jakes on the scene covering the story was attacked and strangled to death by a large snake. Horrible, simply horrible.