An Afront to Mankind!

I'll have you all know that recently, a person I considered a friend of mine sent a killer chicken-headed deathstar drone to attack me while I was minding my own business enjoying my usual fried chicken dinner in the outer reaches of the universe. I'll also have you know that this will soon be dealt with.

Don't worry Jake! Jake is sending a backup Jake!

Just to make clear the severity of the attack I have included an image just received from the front lines of the battle.