"Where's Beaman?" - M.L.Z.V. Chief Columnist Jake

I was thinkin' how I haven't seen ol' Beaman in a while. From what I hear, he's quite busy. Where is he? So, at the risk of having ninja asassins sent to rolla to 'off' me, I have decided to start a game. Anyone can play. It's like where's waldo, but more fun and less challenging (dude, waldo is a sneaky little bastard). I hope you all think this is as funny as I do.