Entire Missouri Town Deludes Itself!

In an apparent effort to curb the suicide rate, the city of Rolla, MO has launched a faux-magazine civic-pride propaganda campaign. We found this suspicious publication in our mailbox recently. When we opened the magazine, there were nothing but blank pages inside, except the publisher's name on the last page. We investigated thoroughly and concluded that these "Rolla Fun Times" did not exist. We searched for other magazines from this publisher and found only one. As part of our investigation, we visited the publisher and after some interrogation, he finally admitted that the "Rolla Fun Times" was a hoax. Unfortunately, his other publication was not.