Thursday the 13th? Creepy.

Yesterday, the Jakes had the longest day that we can remember. We had been on campus for 11 hours already at which point, after already spending 5 hours on the univox calibration project over the course of the week (see where's beaman post below), we were told to go back and triple our amount of frequency readings. The Jakes were hungry, so after re-gathering the necessary equipment for the data aquisition, we stopped at good ol' Hardees on the way back get cheap fuel for the work awaiting us in the near future. We ordered our food, and went to sit down (yes, at Hardees, they now bring your food out to your table). As we were sitting there anxiously awaiting our low quality meal, a little boy, that could not have been more than a couple of years old, was running around the restaurant. He ran towards us until he was about 10 feet away. He abruptly stopped and looked up at us. The little boy then smiled with a big cute innocent smile that one would expect from a happy little boy. As the Jakes were stressed and angry, the smile of this little child warmed our hearts. So to return the favor, we smiled back at the little boy and waved. The little boy then immediately vomited all over the floor in front of us. True Story. Luckily, we were far enough away from the puke-fountain to not be considered collateral damage. Although disturbed by this behavior, we decided to let the little boy live.

After finishing our "meal" near a fresh puddle of baby vomit, and finally completing the data collection for the univox calibration project, we Jakes attempted to go home and do mechanics of materials homework. We worked for 2.5 hours and got half way through, at which time our brains stopped functioning. Math of any sort was no longer an option. So it was at this point that we decided to act on an earlier invitation to go out and take 'the edge' off at ol' El Maguey. We stayed for a while, mingled and chatted until 'the edge' became a chamfer, and continued to chat and mingle until the chamfer finally became a dull rounded thing of indiscernible geometry. As those of you that know the Jakes are well aware, once 'the edge' reaches this dull rounded thing, it continues to deform. And it did.

So, El Maguey turned into a person's house. This person will remain nameless to be "polite," as this person is featured in the not-so-flattering video below. (Jack and the two Joshes have both met this person and been to this house.) So, just when we Jakes thought that the circus-like events of the day could not get any more circus-like, the aforementioned resident of the aforementioned house passed out drunk in a chair. The house dog "Yoshimi," being the cunning and horny little opportunist that SHE is, saw this as a perfect opportunity to get some full-on, hard-core action. Being that we Jakes are also as fast-on-the-draw with our picture phone as we are our TI-86 graphing calculator, we managed to capture our first beasteality porn film ever! (this is not actually pornography, and is safe to view at work) We will not go into further detail on this matter, because like they say: a picture is worth a thousand words; even if those pictures and the thousands of words that they are worth, when all added up, make about as much sense as tits on a man, or the invasion of Iraq.

Needless to say, by the time we Jakes were in bed, the day had almost become a day (24 hours). We Jakes are dumber than yesterday, but we're still smarter than you, and our souls are richer for having experienced Thursday April 13th, 2006 (or 4/13/06 7:30 - 4/14/06 ~ 5:30).

We must warn you. As our friend Christian over at DGAOY would say, "There are some things that you just can't un-see."

Go Yoshimi, Go!

or for the plugin deficient: direct link to video