Newsflash!

Real Cops have a lot of shit to deal with. I just got pulled over (on foot) by one of Rolla's finest. I knew he was gonna fuck with me before I even made it to the stop sign. I saw him drivin'. He saw me walkin' and drinkin.' It's against city ordinance to drink in public. Luckily, he was cool and I was compliant. I watched him do a u-ey, and roll up on me. The critical part of this situation is that I imagined thatI I was him. The first thing I did when I saw him do the u-ey was put down my beer and make sure that he could see my hands. This is key. If one want not be shot by the police, either don't be black, or make sure that these guys can see your hands . I remember talking to StL cops one time. Those fuckers only make like $30'g's a year to get shot at by all those boys in the hood. THAT SUCKS! Despite my experiences in suburbia, I still have a great respect for the good cops. they're out there, just expect it. and if confronted by the other half...... record it. They'd surely be too stupid to fig' it out.

Don't Make Me Warn You To Watch Your Fingers..... (inside joke)

60-75lb Chunk of Hardened Steel .... + Residual Tap Oil in a

Random Spot ... + Gravity ...... + Poorly Placed Thumb

...... = .

I've nailed my thumb with a hammer a number of times in my years, but MOTHERF#$%ER! I've been told by a reliable source that my thumbnail will fall off at some point in the near future. I am intruiged, and morbidly fascinated with the possibility that it will fall off.

In short, it's Friday night in Rolla and the Company does not exist. Rollafied.

Beer Bong!

Just A Reminder. Mozart = God.

Chadillac Owned!

HAAAAA!!!

My friend Barry from high school hooked me up with this picture. I'm pretty sure this is from the parking lot at a phish show in Memphis, summer '95. My how times have changed.



Here's another one from that summer: