Feeling Much Better Today

Uh, sorry about that last post. I was lonely and tired and pissed off. Why do I feel better today? Well unlike some people, when I get pissed off, I like to hurt things, not other people. I like to break stuff. Even though my old piece-O-shit cell phone has already been smashed by 30,000 lbs (see video below), I decided to keep it so that I could break it "more." This time, I really fucked it up. Ohhh, it felt so good. More "Dorks Gone Wild" is on the way! For right now, I have to study for my Mechanics of Materials final tomorrow morning.

To all the saudis that read my blog (ha ha)..... Uh, sorry dudes. I know there are some good people over there, they're just not in power.